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Saturday, 09 April 2011

  • farewell my dear time machine

    At noontime in the fall of 1995, when many of my classmates sprinted to the front of the lunch carts lines, I strolled into the school library.  

    In the evening of 9/28/2008, I rode my 2005 Suzuki SV650s home.  Gazing at the machine before my eyes, I promised to never crash or drop it, and I never did.  This entry is about the fond memories of my first only sportbike, which I sold on 4/7/2011.  Apologies to Derek for taking so long to publish this blog.  I don't think I can sufficiently articulate the thrill of motorcycling in one entry, but now that it's gone it's probably the best chance I will have. 

     

Thursday, 01 October 2009

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

  • Al Bundy calls them "God's Shoes"

    Al Bundy calls them "God's Shoes". I call them "Ninja Shoes."



    “Your tread must be light and sure, as though your path were upon rice paper. It is said, a Shaolin priest can walk through walls. Looked for…he can not be seen. Listened for … he can not be heard. Touched … can not be felt. This rice paper is the test. Fragile as the wings of the dragon fly, clinging as the cocoon of the silk worm. When you can walk its length and leave no trace. You will have learned. -Master Kan“

    When I first heard about barefoot running a two weeks ago, I was immediately sold on the idea. How else could our nomadic ancestors have survived without Nike Air? Moccasins hardly provide the support required by our modern distance running stride (heel-strike). They must have had a totally different running stride to lightly tread over otherwise unforgiving terrain.

    During the human's nomadic past, we hunted in groups. Due to our bipedal stance, we were often out-sprinted by most of our game. Fortunately, we are able to run run longer distances than our prey and catch up to them as they keeled over from over-exhaustion and over-heating.

    This is how they did it without sneakers:
    "Relax
    Vertical torso - upright and balanced (this way, you won’t expend extra energy keeping a leaning tower from falling), no slouching
    Relax
    Bend the knees (feel the pressure coming off the heels)
    Relax
    Hips lead the way (gently push your hips forward)
    Relax
    Lift your feet early and quickly. Start lifing BEFORE landing (don’t worry, gravity will insure that your feet will land)
    Relax
    Move your feet under your center of balance (so your body doesn’t wobble side to side)
    Relax
    Allow hips to rotate with your legs, and your shoulders to twist the opposite direction, (to counterbalance the movement of your legs and hips)
    Relax
    Swing each leg around from the side, to land on an imaginary line that stretches out in front of you to that point on the horizon (one foot in front of the other)
    Relax
    Keep your head facing forward (focus on a point, far off in the distance, in the direction you want to run)
    Relax
    Use your eyes to scan the surface in front of you, but keep going back to that point on the horizon which you are running toward.
    Relax
    relax
    Relax
    RELAX!"
    -runningbarefoot.org

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

  • ...Traffic School (I won't go go go)

    They tried to make me go to traffic school but I said 'no, no, no'
    Yes I've been speeding, but when I pass you you won't even know know know
    I ain't got the time and if my bike is running fine, 
    Da City Commissioner tried to make me go to traffic school but I won't go go go.


    I'd rather be riding with my babay
    I ain't got six hours
    Cause there's nothing
    There's nothing you can teach me
    That I can't learn from the open roads.


    I didn't get a lot in class
    But I know it don't come in a tank of gas.

    They tried to make me go to traffic school but I said 'no, no, no'
    Yes I've been speeding, but when I pass you you won't even know know know
    I ain't got the time and if my bike is running fine, 
    Da City Commissioner tried to make me go to traffic school but I won't go go go.

    Da Commissioner asked, 'how do you plead?'
    I said 'Not Guilty
    I was just relaxing on my steed
    so I always keep my throttle near'
    He said 'I just think your addicted,
    go to the bail office and slow down'


    They tried to make me go to traffic school but I said 'no, no, no'
    Yes I've been speeding, but when I pass you you won't even know know know
    I ain't got the time and if my bike is running fine, 
    Da City Commissioner tried to make me go to traffic school but I won't go go go.


    I don't ever wanna citation again
    I just ooh I just need an accomplice  
    I'm not gonna spend six hours
    have everyone think I'm not just around the bend


    It's just a 'not guilty' plea
    It's just 'til the Commissioner makes a decree


    They tried to make me go to traffic school but I said 'no, no, no'
    Yes I've been speeding, but when I pass you you won't even know know know
    I ain't got the time and if my bike is running fine, 
    Da City Commissioner tried to make me go to traffic school but I won't go go go.


    Original lyrics by Amy Winehouse in "Rehab"

    Have a nice day!

    Currently
    Rehab
    By Amy Winehouse
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Sunday, 24 May 2009

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